Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

Young Dietrich [link] Tagged me so I guess I should play along.... tsk!

Ok, 8 random things about me...

ehm..

1 - I like kittens vury much... aww puddy cats are lully...
2 - I love Jezebels feet...mmm
3 - I can read people easily, without even trying
4 - I think bikers  are all chutney ferrets .
5 - I am vegetarian
6 - Im probably older than you
7 - I have a very short span of attention, I stifle yawns.
8 - I dont like nightclubs, or being near drunk juveniles. 3

Now I tag 8 more deviants...hmmm

Watch this space

Judas out.

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

Here is the news...

Congrats and glomps and hugs n luvs go out to my Jez, well done buni, you is de bestest....

Thats the news... well all im interested in anyway ....

Judas out.

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

If I were a month I would be:
June

If I were a day of the week I would be:
Friday

If I were a time of day I would be:
19:39

If I were a planet I would be:
Neptune

If I were a sea animal I would be:
fIIIIISHy

If I were a direction I would be:
South

If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
a chair

If I were a sin I would be:
Greed

If I were a historical figure I would be:
Judas

If I were a liquid I would be:
Milk

If I were a tree I would be:
wooden

If I were a flower/plant I would be:
Japanese Maple

If I were a kind of weather I would be:
snow

If I were a musical instrument I would be:
piano

If I were an animal I would be:
tigerrrrr

If I were a color I would be:
bleu

If I were a vegetable I would be:
disabled?

If I were a sound I would be:
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

If I were an element I would be:
air

If I were a car I would be:
Bimmer

If I were a song I would be:
ruffneck

If I were a movie I would be directed by:
nobody

If I were a book I would be written by:
buni

If I were a food I would be:
tea cake

If I were a place I would be:
Reichstag

If I were a material I would be:
camo

If I were a taste I would be:
sweet

If I were a scent I would be:
upper ether

If I were a word I would be:
loyal

If I were an object I would be:
lamp

If I were a body part I would be:
an asshole

If I were a facial expression I would be:
squint

If I were a cartoon character I would be:
donald duck

If I were a shape I would be a:
swastika

If I were a number I would be:
88

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

Jea! see told ya...

I feel normal again, feckin knackered but namron lamron... !

My eyes sting today, like sand has been poured into them, hayfever, dust an all that ..... bleeeargh... dey all red n tired.....

Judas is back and everythings P E A C H E Y

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

is.... mnhh, I feel isolated, dunno why? trying not to care... but cant shake this gloomy cloud thats perched above me...? maybe its sth out of my control, I wont describe it all here because

A I am not a sympathy seeking networking weirdo   

B Its to help me    

C I will be ok and forget I ever wrote this shite

   =  I love this emoticon, dunno why, just do.

I feel like Mr Gump did, I just wanna run & run & run and ... keep running till I shake this cloud off . I think its Judas, he is down, very indifferent & seems to be unable to act on impulse, maybe he is isolated, not me...?      

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

Moving Up on Second Base
With Nicholas Van Whats His Face
At six foot six
And 100 Tons
The undisputed King of the Slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only - hold the front page

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn

Vor uns liegt ein weites Tal
Die Sonne scheint mit Glitzerstrahl

Die Fahrbahn ist ein graues Band
Weisse Streifen, grüner Rand

Jetzt schalten wir ja das Radio an
Aus dem Lautsprecher klingt es dann:

Wir fah'rn auf der Autobahn...


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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

MNHHNH

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

When I shout get out! I want you to stay...
When I say I dont love you , its false, just a play...

When I say We are over I mean we are one...
When I say your the cold I mean your my sun...

When I say nothing, I want to say more...
When I say I abhor you , I mean  I adore...

When I say its finished, I mean its forever...
As one we have started our lives meld together...

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

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1.What is your deviant-art name and what does it mean?
J-U-D-A-S

Is my alter, the other me

2. Why did you join this site?
I love art

3. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?
? dont understand

4. How many watchers are currently watching now?
I don't really care to be quite honest

5. Your first gift ever was to?
A subscription to my Jaded-Jezebel

6. List five things you are a fan of:

1. Animal protection
2. Vegetarians
3. Brighton & Hove Albion
4. Loyalty
5. BMW

7. Have you ever slept in the back of the car?

Yes

8. List six people you look up to the most:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

9. How many pets do you own?

- 2 Goldfish called Blitz 'n' Krieg   

10. Who is your most played character?

Leara

11. What do you prefer, white or black?

White

12. Name 3 aspects of your personality:

1. Humour
2. Loyalty
3. Unpredictability

13. If you could have a power what would it be?

to be able to read peoples minds

14.Who was the last person you talked to?

the shopkeeper

15. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?

My g/f

16. Write the first five things that pop into your head?

chocolate
weather
Missing
Regret
Chocolate

17. What are the things you wish you could do better?

be able to listen better
Stick to my promises
Speak to people more often

18. Do you like who you are?

of course, im not perfect by a long shot, but id like me!

19. Summer or winter?

Summer

20. Rain or sun?

sun

21. List 2 odd things about your self:

MY socks?
Judas

22. Now tag 3 other people

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

"A people person I am not"

Thick thin short round
tall wide bald Frowned
speak spoke talk to much
feel felt please dont touch

Inner circle I need you
To do what you have to do
Keep the filth from my door
this is my creed, my life my law....

Meh... Judas AD 2007

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

"If we leave nature alone it takes care of itself."

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Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

Another birthday came & went... Another year older, another year wiser???

Still, Jez made it one to remember, she has bought me my first flying lesson..!!!
I love airplanes & flying, I always have done,  its the best present ever! Now I cant wait for the fog to stop rolling in off the English channel so to enable me, Oberst Judas clearance to start up engine, drop flaps, full throttle, chocks away.... lift off!!  Judas is airborne... at last..!!!

Thank you so much babycakes, Love you to pieces, & always will... xx


Judas ..up & away..! zoinks!

Tally ho mother fuckers watch yer six ... Judas gonna be pumpin sum lead in yer rusty arse... rat a tat tat...

Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

He may have had many sinister sides - but one thing to his credit was the fact that he did manage to galvanise a nation in an environment and time of inner turmoil and a sense of injustice largely imposed and meted out by the outside world.

UK watch out! Deteriorating conditions and what is perceived as an ineffectual government, breeds discontent that, if not checked, will eventually result in the welcoming of an extremist leader.

Woot

Judas against the vain tosspots on this ego driven quagpot 2007

Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

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Judas against the vain tosspots on this ego driven quagpot 2007

Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

...Zwickau & Chemintz not only gave the communists a frightful beating

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

Jar full of lollies

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Flintstones

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:02 ><

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Oasis

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Last night, went to see 28 WEEKS LATER

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My phone

9. What are you wearing?

A towel

10. Did you dream last night?

Jea, nightmare

11. When did you last laugh?

bout 5 mins ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

jesus, buckingham road, b hill 1982 programme, germany 1990 world cup winning shirt (framed)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

daily occurence

14. What do you think of this quiz?
meh, s'ok

15. What is the last film you saw?
28 Weeks later

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I am already...I have everything I want & more

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I am a vegetarian & a psycho, with schizoid tendencies,

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Bomb parliament.

19. Do you like to dance?

On a football pitch maybe?

20. George Bush:

cocksucker?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Eva

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Zachariah

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes, already have

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Ahh, Judas, you owe me 30 pieces of silver ya bastard, I will let you off

Judas against the vain tosspots on this ego driven quagpot 2007

Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'

Being away from work with this 'blocked ear' I have once again been reminded of the 'lonely hell' this can cause, boredom, worry, neglect, idleness, indifference... and so on....

Thats all, nothing else other than the usual.....

Its a nasty feeling being ignored isnt it? still..... compliance is the name of the game

Judas against the vain tosspots on this ego driven quagpot 2007