Reality bites & circumstantial jabber from the hypothetical prophet also known as 'Judas'
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
...Zwickau & Chemintz not only gave the communists a frightful beating
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Jar full of lollies
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night, went to see 28 WEEKS LATER
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
bout 5 mins ago
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
jesus, buckingham road, b hill 1982 programme, germany 1990 world cup winning shirt (framed)
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
28 Weeks later
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I am already...I have everything I want & more
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I am a vegetarian & a psycho, with schizoid tendencies,
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
19. Do you like to dance?
On a football pitch maybe?
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, already have
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Ahh, Judas, you owe me 30 pieces of silver ya bastard, I will let you off
Judas against the vain tosspots on this ego driven quagpot 2007